Round here they have a big banger meet called "Crasharama" a mate of mine does Banger Stox is kind of the big girls blouses version of banger racing...'tap and spin' stuff

I was giving him stick and he turned around and said "I would like to see you do it" to which I stupidly replied "I'll do one better and race in Crasharama"

The name gives it away but its about as hard as hard hitting gets in the South West and I'm doing it next year

Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job The General Lee is another Satan !. Good luck in your new career.

That makes us co-workers Beefy

Real name: Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Niall Drew is a Quiz Show Contestant. Good luck in your new career.

Thats better

Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Looney is a Village Idiot. Good luck in your new career.

WTF?

Whats Green and smells of pork?

Kermits Fingers...

Snack-A-Jacks. Caramel flavor

P.S...In before the lock

If you wasn't such an ass, I wouldn't need to block you :P

Back to the original topic: I went to wake my Dad up for work not long ago and when I asked him where he was working, he replied "Germany" to which I thought "Eh?" as he is a Cellar Technician and BOC Expert in the South West region...When he awoke, he told me he was dreaming about the 'Ring sticker on my car

I do used Pixmania for my wheel and had no problems at all.

Top Gear is on a lot though Still, a little spooky.

I am on MSN, I just blocked you...

...Or just a coincidence Nathan?

You'll never guess

I might as well tell you, it's Jackie Degg...

New one from me. Different girl this time. If you can guess who, then you are a real man!

I did say 'randomly' meaning every now and again. I'll try to avoid holding her while she pee's

My girlfriend randomly shivers all the time. Shes headbutted me a couple of times when I'm holding her...

Her: *Snuggles up to me*
Me: *In head* "Whoooo!"
Her: *shiver*
Us: *Bang heads*
Me: "Oww!"

I get this but very rarely. I find I only get it when I'm cold, I always thought it was the warm pee-pee passing through my Footlong causing me to shiver...

Searches Google for 'Bruxism'...

Edit...Ugh, I bet that sounded nasty!

But as my N95 is one of the very early ones. The firmware is all to buggery...

How do you update Firmware? I really need to update mine...

It will be a few years before camera phones are up there with the Real McCoy cameras. But the N95 camera is great for taking clear snaps while on the move. As you can see by the state of my resize image, when made into a decent enough size, you really are laughing. I won't be buying a 'real' camera any time soon because I the camera on my phone is more than adaquite.

Quote from Seb66 :

one word...

LEDGAND XD

Another word...

LEGEND xD

Great work Astra

I don't have the hi-res copy of the above image on my PC, but here is another picture from my phone in all its 2592x1944 glory.

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/6871/28012008094qw3.jpg